How The Sheet Got Smudged!!!

Man Clg life would be so exciting...I never knew that been running into serious trouble this week
Got kicked out of a class just because whn the sir joking asked ppl who dint hav calculators 2 leave the class, and me the most shameless of the whole lot stood up shook hands with my friends and started leaving the class, wow was my lecturer pissed at me when he saw me doin that, and he asked me not 2 attend his class for atleast 2 weeks

Then comes the day(Saturday the 23rd of january 2010), The day I was so desperate to get into college that i came thru the fence....MAN AM I SO THIN THAT I COULD ACTUALLY PASS THRU THE IRON BAR'S....MUWAHAHAHA.....NOW I WANNA BE A CRIMINAL AS SOON AS I AM THROWN I JAIL I COULD JUST SLIP THRU THE BARS N COME OUT...HEHEHE....now back to where i was, well no 1 noticed me breaking into college but as a dumb guy I was hopping infront of the college gates that everyone saw me outside

After sneaking in I went straight to the class with David(David am gonna kill u man with my own hands)......after some while i decided to go the canteen and have something there was this bald guy infront of me with a small school bag on his shoulders(that was my lecturer Mr. Srikant), I passed him just ignoring him, I heard someone say my name and i turned back and i was like SHITT!!!! SRIKANT SIR....FUCK AM SCREWED NOW, WHY DID HE HAVE TO SEE ME NOW!!! then it was takin us 2 the HOD....YADI YADI YADI YADI!!!! had a lot of fun with David that day....one of my most memorable day since i joined college....THANX MAN 4 BREAKING IN WITH ME!!!.....

And now to the part of how the sheet got smudged......I have this lecturer of mine Ms. Samatha, man shez as dark as coal(ok!! am not fair either) and she wears all those fluorescent colors like pink,green,yellow(i mite not b fair but i never wear such colors) its really hard to spot her .

my friend ahmed was drafting his sheet and he had a few smudge marks on it and i was like, Ahmed how did your sheet get smudged did samatha mam hav a peep n the black color dripped off her face and smudge your sheet, And DAMN MAM WAS JUST STANDING BESIDE ME!!! IT WAS DAMN EMBRASSING......I just hid my face with my hands and ran outta the room!!!

MAM AM REALLY SORRY THAT I SAID N WROTE ALL THIS.....I DONT THINK THAT I HAVE THE GUTS 2 COME AND SAY SORRY 2 U.....GOD I KNOW THAT U LOVE ME AND YOU KNOW THAT MY INTENSIONS WERE NOT TO HURT ANYONE SO PLZ DONT CREATE ANY PROBLEMS FOR ME IN THE FUTURE.....I AM SERIOUSLY REPENTING!!!!!