Frustration....

i wonder y ppl think that smoking is bad for ur lungs...but its really gud for ur brains psychologically.....all that stress tension n all just goes up into the thin air....ppl mite despise this but i knw that deep down every1 has either tried or wishes 2 light up a smoke be it a cigarette,a cigar or even hookah....every1 wants to hav a smoke before they die or do....so y despise  a chain smoker and always ask him 2 quit.....every thing in this world has its pros n cons rite....be it from watching television,listening songs at a loud volume.....i knw many people agree but wont open up just because they think what mite ppl arnd them thim....welll for those ppl who think like taht i will say that a human being is not a facebook status to be liked by every1...so be ur own individual dont give a shit abt wht ppl mite think abt u or stuff...just be who u really are in the inside...ok u mite get criticized for doing that thing....but cmon who r u really trying 2 kid...u get criticized for everythng.....the style of ur hair ur eyes ur face ur nose ur skin tone ur height etc etc.....the thing that really makes u stand out of the crowd is hw u think abt urself n how u present urself to people.....dont beg for attention or respect u ll never get it by that way but instead u should snatch it....force ppl to like u!!!!!


though i tried a lot 2 make my professors to like me but failed miserably....i still hav 2 subjects to clear from my 1st yr....krupa n jaya were a total bitches to me....i really wonder what did they hav against me...what did i ever do to them.....i always used to greet them.....but they always tried to screw me up....

i know god that u love me but ur really busy giving of stuff to the really fortunate who already hav everything ranging it from good luck to good money etc etc......but ur still giving them more and more....i knw i dont pray a lot but that only because i am trying to seek ur attention.....just so that u can show me some kind of a miracle just to show that u love me once in a while......when ever i hope that some kind of miracle suddenly comes up..am left nothing but with disappointment n a bigger failure.....but as a regular guy i always hope that there is some kind of miracle that i mite complete my architecture in 5yrs without any more backlogs or depression  so that i can still die happy

WHOA....

i ws just told that my status updates on facebook are kinda girly.....that was the most bizarre thing i ve ever heard abt myself......i just post stuff whn am really frustrated.....n the 1st person who comes ncomments gets the butt of my frustration :P..... well its kinda nyc like that u see

whoa she suddenly asked if i smoke...aint tht a vry personal thing for a guy like me who nevr revels nethng abt himself!!!! wonder whts nxt stored in for me in the questionaire??? :P

hehe.....

whts goin on in my mind

its ok, i ll live 2 c another day

am going no where somebody help me.....

JUST WHT I HEARD TODAY!!!

lolzzz...people r so damn dumb....there is this friend of mine who used to day a guy when he was in skol.....to be completly honest i never found that guy pretty,she had the most weird features i ve ever seen in my life......yeah nw lets go back to what my friend told me today...it seems when he was in his 10+2 there is this other guy who tried his luck on the girl....and he even got the gurl....then he calls up my friend and tells him bhai main aapki item ku pataliye....man how dumb clg neone be......M was weird since the day i met him now heard tht M is a big time fuckup....seems hez a lot into drugs.....i seriously thank god that he got me on the right path....and my mom who made me break my friendship with M so that i wont get into bad habits.....

THANK YOU SO MUCH ALLAH & MOM.....I LOVE U SO MUCH....I NEVER KNW WHT I MITE HAV BEEN IF IT WASNT FOR U.....I KNW THT I HURT UR FEELINGS BUT I NEVER DO THAT ON PURPOSE ITS JUST A MISTAKE THAT I ALWAYZ TRY NOT 2 REPEAT I NEVER WANTED TO HURT U...PLZ FORGIVE ME....I KNW THT I DONT HAV THE GUTS 2 COME N SAY SORRY 2 U....SO PLZ JUST FORGIVE ME IN UR HEART AND ALWAYZ PRAY FOR ME

THIS IS WHT HAPPENS WHN U SUDDENLY GET ANNOUNCE THT UR GETTING MARRIED

I HAV THIS COUSIN OF MINE WHO IS SOON GETTING MARRIED TO A GIRL....YES THOUGH HE HAS STAYED IN THE U.S. FOR A LONG TYM....HE IS STILL INTERESTED IN GURLS.....THANK GOD....ELSE I CLDNT HAV SHWN MY FACE 2 ANYONE

HERES THE CONVERSATION THT TOOK PLACE WHN MY COUSIN BROTHER ANNOCUNCED THT HEZ NOW ENGAGED....JUST READ IT ALONG AND ENJOOY!!!! its frm facebook


Imran went from being "single" to "engaged." ·


Shaz: oh MA!!! Imran Congratulationz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imran Ahmed: Thanks Shazia :)

Mudassir Himayat: yeh kb huwa aur humain pta bhi nhi chala ? anyways congrats.

Abdul Jawwad: aait party mama...kab hua kaisa hua....ladki kaun hai???jawwad here...control nai hua mere profile pe se comment karna...kab hai phir shaadi...islamic shaadi nai toh dhinkchik dhinchik shaadi hai???

Mohammed Abdul Ahad: Asak. Mubarak Imran bhai.....

Abrar Hussain: Imran is engaged lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz yah he is

Abrar Hussain: Immu ekkad unnao kudka car teeskoni ekkadu terugu teenaon ra na biddda

Sheema Kaiser: Buhat buhat mubarak ..apni dulhan ki kuch snaps tu bhejain..

Kesav Kalluri: HEY DUDE ! AWSOME NEWS! congratulations!!!

Rashed A Aziz: bahut bahut mubarak salam to mom and mubarak frm my side

Fahad Baig Mirza: Salaam imran Bhai!!! Mubarak!!! Call KARO Bhai!!!

Tarique Aziz: engaged?? just 4 days ago?? are u giving out the correct info to ur friends??

Imran Ahmed: what matters is the end result..4 days or 4 months...Anyways, thanks everyone for those lovely wishes and I hope to have a beautiful life ahead.

Mohammed Ali: mubarak imran Chupe rutum nikle ustaad kaanon kaan khabar na i hui kisi ku bhi lol

Mohammed Mustahar: mubarak imran bhai.

Pramod Kodumuri: mubarak imran. nikah kab hai?

Abdul Jawwad: aaila imran bhai.....ab toh nai maloum....dinchik dinchak shaadi hoona.....kabhi toh try 2 break the tradition....me n summi baaji will giv u tips....whts say summi baaji???

Muzzammil Nadeem: Hoye hoye thats a breaking news Imran bhai !!!! Congrats !!!!!

Sadi: Bhai..apki news to headlines bangayi!!......may you have a beautiful and happy life ahead always inshAllah...@Summi,jawwad...ye dhincak dhinchak kya hai bhai...?

Syed Hussain: mubarak shaadi

Huda: Congrats Imran Bhaiya.... woh din details poochi to gayab hogaye aap :P
@ jawwad looks like Imran bhaiya is the only one who can do stuff differently
@ summi baji.....lollll i agree...

Fatimah: mubarak bhayya kucch photos tho bhijayey

Abdul Jawwad: @sumi baaji....jamaat ke nai hai bolke issiliye bolre kyun ki normal regular seedhi saadi shaadi karna padhta....luks lyk our brotha ova here has got smethng else in his mind which mite blow our freakin brains off....way 2 go man!!!.....

Abdul Jawwad: @sadi baaji....u just wait n watch....aur bro over here has a complete picture in his mind of his wedding day plans...the way he ll b decorating the venue the menu...c thts the reason hez being maintaining a low profile since his engagement.....coz he does nt want us 2 dig n make him reveal his plans....u just wait n watch!!!!

Abdul Jawwad: BHAI LOG ZARA PROFILE PIC MAIN XPRESSION TOH DEEKHO....AAKHRI KIRAK GUSSE WAALA XPRESSION....AB TOH SAB KI PHOD DAALOUN KOI BHI SHAADI KI BAAT KARRE TOH....AB MAA KI KIRKIRI MERI SHAADI HAI....DHINCHIK DHINCHIK.....DIL MAIN LADOO PHOOTRE AUR SABKE UPAR GUSSA BHI AARA....2 RS MAIN DO LADOO...NAYA CADBURY SHOTS!!!

Summi: @jawwad: u r too much!!!!!..lol..

Abdul Jawwad: hehe.....

Imran Ahmed: Hmmm...that was funny acha time pass tha :)

Ataullah Khan: Really :)

Summi: hamaare liyee bhi acha time pass tha...

THE END

GOD Y DOSENT ATAULLAH KHAN HAV NE SENSE.....ATA DUDE SRSLY GO N GET A LIFE ON EBAY....N STOP INTERFERING IN FAMILY...JACKASS!!!!

An Indian fool

DC friday 7th may 2010
Nikam wants LeT to pay Rs 155 crore

GOD!!! how can ppl be so dumb...this shows the height of joblessness in india....a publicity thirsty lawyer Ujjwal Nikam(lets call him nikamma) sues the LeT and asks them to pay a 155 crores....yeah rite the LeT has the money in the bag and are waiting for Nikamma to come and collect it....instead of doing such stupid things he could hav done something for the country or atleast for his city instead of filing a case against LeT....god save us frm such ppl....AM PLANING TO SUE ADAM FOR EATING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT...LOLZZZ....

How The Sheet Got Smudged!!!

Man Clg life would be so exciting...I never knew that been running into serious trouble this week
Got kicked out of a class just because whn the sir joking asked ppl who dint hav calculators 2 leave the class, and me the most shameless of the whole lot stood up shook hands with my friends and started leaving the class, wow was my lecturer pissed at me when he saw me doin that, and he asked me not 2 attend his class for atleast 2 weeks

Then comes the day(Saturday the 23rd of january 2010), The day I was so desperate to get into college that i came thru the fence....MAN AM I SO THIN THAT I COULD ACTUALLY PASS THRU THE IRON BAR'S....MUWAHAHAHA.....NOW I WANNA BE A CRIMINAL AS SOON AS I AM THROWN I JAIL I COULD JUST SLIP THRU THE BARS N COME OUT...HEHEHE....now back to where i was, well no 1 noticed me breaking into college but as a dumb guy I was hopping infront of the college gates that everyone saw me outside

After sneaking in I went straight to the class with David(David am gonna kill u man with my own hands)......after some while i decided to go the canteen and have something there was this bald guy infront of me with a small school bag on his shoulders(that was my lecturer Mr. Srikant), I passed him just ignoring him, I heard someone say my name and i turned back and i was like SHITT!!!! SRIKANT SIR....FUCK AM SCREWED NOW, WHY DID HE HAVE TO SEE ME NOW!!! then it was takin us 2 the HOD....YADI YADI YADI YADI!!!! had a lot of fun with David that day....one of my most memorable day since i joined college....THANX MAN 4 BREAKING IN WITH ME!!!.....

And now to the part of how the sheet got smudged......I have this lecturer of mine Ms. Samatha, man shez as dark as coal(ok!! am not fair either) and she wears all those fluorescent colors like pink,green,yellow(i mite not b fair but i never wear such colors) its really hard to spot her .

my friend ahmed was drafting his sheet and he had a few smudge marks on it and i was like, Ahmed how did your sheet get smudged did samatha mam hav a peep n the black color dripped off her face and smudge your sheet, And DAMN MAM WAS JUST STANDING BESIDE ME!!! IT WAS DAMN EMBRASSING......I just hid my face with my hands and ran outta the room!!!

MAM AM REALLY SORRY THAT I SAID N WROTE ALL THIS.....I DONT THINK THAT I HAVE THE GUTS 2 COME AND SAY SORRY 2 U.....GOD I KNOW THAT U LOVE ME AND YOU KNOW THAT MY INTENSIONS WERE NOT TO HURT ANYONE SO PLZ DONT CREATE ANY PROBLEMS FOR ME IN THE FUTURE.....I AM SERIOUSLY REPENTING!!!!!